No way, not New York City
On the 1 Uptown, somewhere in the catacombs between 96 and 145 where there is construction:
Dude acting weird and twitchy drops a crumpled up $1 bill while pulling out his MP3. Doesn’t know it.
Guy next to him, kind of hesitant because the dude looks a little crazy, taps him on the shoulder to let him know he has dropped his finely crumpled bill.
In a Caribbean (Jamaican?) accent, the man replies “Oh, man. Thank you! No way, not in New York City. This never happens in New York City. Yee hee.”
The rest of the ride was alright…
Anonymous — UWS
